Sven & Kille's Cat Blog

Heavy Metal Felined Bag

 

 

Purrating the relfective detail of these Catty should bags as a 10! I can stare at myself and  practice my selfie pout; of course when I think no one is watching as I know all the femme felines fancy me. 

 

 Purration Sven! Let's keep the ciatchy selfie out of our reviews and save it for your long distance married lover who's husband is about to claw you. I purate this bag design as a 9. The designer left out our Bengal cat spot print, major faux paux!  I purrate that it works more as social defense accessory: it's sharp and will enable more space when slung over my shoulder to repell the desparate wannabes that are overcrowding our social zone.

http://www.salarmilano.com/shop/4580648674/XAGUARA-BAG/7711101

Valentine's Day Purration

 

 Cattiments for Valentine's day ? I'm Asking my secret lover to confirm her love outside of her marriage so I'm going for a heart shape rock that has sharp claw like detail. 

 

 

 

 

 Meowza Sven! Her husband growl that it's from you and we will have to hire full time Ciatch protection.  Purrr... Sven's ring selection is as dramatic as his lover. I would rather give myself a Catier I mean Cartier  24 yellow gold collar cuff than have one of my female fans gift me faux paw jewels.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Catty Colors for the Holiday Season

Sven and I have purrated some catty holiday colors for our ciatchy followers to shop! As we meow for keeping on trend, we suggest red, purple and pink Bengal cat prints to catwalk in at the upcoming fashion parties.

 

 

What? Meowza! While I was practicing my duck lip selfie poses on my iPhone to share with all my social media fans, I noticed that Kille purrated some sexy options for all those ciatches that love to shop and catwalk. Go for the Valentino heels -- they are purrfectly sexy and they have my fur print in red... in case you need to get noticed as I do everyday.

  

 

SHOP THE LOOK

1. CHRISTOPHER KANE leopard and leather dress, $791
2. KENZO leopard tote, $275
3. MEADHAM KIRCHOFF x TOPSHOP angora jumper, $190
4. MARC BY MARC JACOBS animal-jacquard skirt, $280
5. TOPSHOP leopard print socks, $8
6. "Because Cats" iPhone case, $35
7. BRIAN ATWOOD leopard-print pumps, $850
8. TOPSHOP animal jumper, $110
9. ALEXANDER MCQUEEN leopard skull scarf, $555
10. MARC BY MARC JACOBS leopard backpack, $72
11. KARL LAGERFELD animal-print skinny jeans, $250
12. VALENTINO calf hair pumps, $1195

Dolce & Gabbana's Big Bengal Cat Bike

Meowzers! Dolce & Gabbana has felined a bike for me to be chauffered on, as I purrate environmentally-friendly catsport. It's the purrfect way to arrive at the shows and purrview the catwalk shows.

 

Kille is always purrating the healthy feline options, but meowself needs a comfortable car service so I can purrate images of meowself pouting and chat live to my long distance married lover via my iPad. Being chauffered on a bike does not allow me to have maximum selfie time!

 

A/W13: Felined RTW Warmers

Simone Rocha’s Bengal print fake fur skirts and neck warmers are purrfection for both the style direction and felined warmth!

SHOP THE LOOK: Simone Rocha shirt with leopard collar, $824; more Simone Rocha on farfetch.com

 

 Moschino’s Bengal cat print suit and platforms also purrates high on my felined style radar as an A/W13 must-slink-in at parties... and maybe the odd visit to my office.

SHOP THE LOOK: Moschino Cheap & Chic leopard print blazer, $570; Moschino Cheap & Chic leopard-print crepe blazer, $1150

  

Cara Delevingne... or "Devine" as we meow her, slinks in this Burberry Prorsum purrfectly. Sven and I are always a fan of sheerness when worn without selfie desperation. It's best if models wear these looks, as fashion ciatches can’t slink this look anywhere near as ferrociously.

   

I was purrating on the silver-toned Bengal cat prints similar to my pelt and came across this Mila Schon feline-style helmet. It keeps out the unwanted meowing from all the non-styling ciatches.

SHOP THE LOOK: More Mila Schon on farfetch.com

 

Les Copains was also clearly inspired by my tones and purrfected a simple shift dress for the inner lady, non-selfies!

SHOP THE LOOK: More Les Copains on farfetch.com

 

Slits are generally for our desparate housewife fans who are always prowling for their next feeding session, but Giambattista Valli purrfected a runway look that works for the less desparate and perhaps for a ciatchy party look for the under 40-year-olds?

Get Spiked and Clawed by Jean Paul Gaultier!

Bengal cat prints prevail! Sven and I love the large amount of trending that our bengal cat fur print is getting in the world of Paris couture. Thank you Jean Paul Gaultier for copying my fur print and purrating them to clawable tights and sharp almost fang-like stilleto heels! Watch out fashion wannabe ciatches -- you will be clawed and spiked if you aren't cool enough to wear this look.

 

 

Sven has found some cheaper alternatives for the wannabes.

• 1TO3 stiletto pumps, $95
• Gianvito Rossi leopard-print pumps, $795
• Dolce & Gabbana leopard-print pumps, $795

 

YSL Lights Us Up!

Purration! A vintage YSL Bengal cat print lighter? Great for when I can offer a felined hottie a light for her smoking habit. As Hedi  Slimane is now re-branding YSL to Saint Laurent, I think it's a ferocious collector's item to keep in my slinking-out-for-the-night bag.

 

 

Meowza, do you think I should get this and add it to our luxury Bengal cat print accessory collection? My secret married lover will be a bit jealous I didn't purrate it for her. But hey -- she probably only goes for the guy cats that send her the most gifts, as her husband doesn't. And I'm a selfie and need to purrchase gifts for myself.

 

TO PURRCHASE: Visit this shop on etsy.com. 

FW13: Louis Vuitton Trending Kille Cat Portrait Scarf

I was purrfectly flattered by the almost purrfect portrait of me appearing in the men's FW13 Louis Vuitton RTW runway collection. As I was clawing through catsessible options to share with our readers, I sniffed out this cashmere Louis Vuitton scarf with a portrait of me.

If they're sold out due to my ciatachy popularity, here is another option: Louis Vuitton's leopard snood!

OK Citaches... what was the inspiration for the purrfect Bengal cat print in the couture hair Fall 2013 Jean Paul Gaultier show? I purrate this as an 8, as they did not duplicate my cat spots correctly.

 

Clawible, these Bengal cat spots look like my fur, not your's Sven! Meowza, I didn't need to do a pouty selfie - the models backstage did it better this time. Purrating as a purrfect 10!

 

 

 

 

It's been a bright heatwave living on the New England coast; in fact I've needed my shades while napping  indoors to avoid sun damage to my purrfect eyes.  I purrate this style for maxium summer cat eye purrfection: Anna Karin Karlsson's leopard print sunglasses!

 

 

 

Meowzers , Sven is always worried about his purfect eyes while I'm slinking my way down the beach to bond with local seagulls and nature's litter box. I go for the ultimate catty statement while slinking, purring, and sniffing sea shells. After all, Sven and I have a public image to maintain. Check it out: Anna Karin Karlsson's turquoise sunglasses!

 

Fall 2013 Couture: Trending Bengal Cat Print Runway Hair

OK Citaches... what was the inspiration for the purrfect Bengal cat print in the couture hair Fall 2013 Jean Paul Gaultier show? I purrate this as an 8, as they did not duplicate my cat spots correctly.

 

Clawible, these Bengal cat spots look like my fur, not your's Sven! Meowza, I didn't need to do a pouty selfie - the models backstage did it better this time. Purrating as a purrfect 10!

 

 

 

Trending: Catty Eye Shades for Summer 2013

 

It's been a bright heatwave living on the New England coast; in fact I've needed my shades while napping  indoors to avoid sun damage to my purrfect eyes.  I purrate this style for maxium summer cat eye purrfection: Anna Karin Karlsson's leopard print sunglasses!

 

 

 

Meowzers , Sven is always worried about his purfect eyes while I'm slinking my way down the beach to bond with local seagulls and nature's litter box. I go for the ultimate catty statement while slinking, purring, and sniffing sea shells. After all, Sven and I have a public image to maintain. Check it out: Anna Karin Karlsson's turquoise sunglasses!