Sven & Kille's Cat Blog

Heavy Metal Felined Bag

 

 

Purrating the relfective detail of these Catty should bags as a 10! I can stare at myself and  practice my selfie pout; of course when I think no one is watching as I know all the femme felines fancy me. 

 

 Purration Sven! Let's keep the ciatchy selfie out of our reviews and save it for your long distance married lover who's husband is about to claw you. I purate this bag design as a 9. The designer left out our Bengal cat spot print, major faux paux!  I purrate that it works more as social defense accessory: it's sharp and will enable more space when slung over my shoulder to repell the desparate wannabes that are overcrowding our social zone.

http://www.salarmilano.com/shop/4580648674/XAGUARA-BAG/7711101

Valentine's Day Purration

 

 Cattiments for Valentine's day ? I'm Asking my secret lover to confirm her love outside of her marriage so I'm going for a heart shape rock that has sharp claw like detail. 

 

 

 

 

 Meowza Sven! Her husband growl that it's from you and we will have to hire full time Ciatch protection.  Purrr... Sven's ring selection is as dramatic as his lover. I would rather give myself a Catier I mean Cartier  24 yellow gold collar cuff than have one of my female fans gift me faux paw jewels.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Catty Colors for the Holiday Season

Sven and I have purrated some catty holiday colors for our ciatchy followers to shop! As we meow for keeping on trend, we suggest red, purple and pink Bengal cat prints to catwalk in at the upcoming fashion parties.

 

 

What? Meowza! While I was practicing my duck lip selfie poses on my iPhone to share with all my social media fans, I noticed that Kille purrated some sexy options for all those ciatches that love to shop and catwalk. Go for the Valentino heels -- they are purrfectly sexy and they have my fur print in red... in case you need to get noticed as I do everyday.

  

 

SHOP THE LOOK

1. CHRISTOPHER KANE leopard and leather dress, $791
2. KENZO leopard tote, $275
3. MEADHAM KIRCHOFF x TOPSHOP angora jumper, $190
4. MARC BY MARC JACOBS animal-jacquard skirt, $280
5. TOPSHOP leopard print socks, $8
6. "Because Cats" iPhone case, $35
7. BRIAN ATWOOD leopard-print pumps, $850
8. TOPSHOP animal jumper, $110
9. ALEXANDER MCQUEEN leopard skull scarf, $555
10. MARC BY MARC JACOBS leopard backpack, $72
11. KARL LAGERFELD animal-print skinny jeans, $250
12. VALENTINO calf hair pumps, $1195

Dolce & Gabbana's Big Bengal Cat Bike

Meowzers! Dolce & Gabbana has felined a bike for me to be chauffered on, as I purrate environmentally-friendly catsport. It's the purrfect way to arrive at the shows and purrview the catwalk shows.

 

Kille is always purrating the healthy feline options, but meowself needs a comfortable car service so I can purrate images of meowself pouting and chat live to my long distance married lover via my iPad. Being chauffered on a bike does not allow me to have maximum selfie time!

 

YSL Lights Us Up!

Purration! A vintage YSL Bengal cat print lighter? Great for when I can offer a felined hottie a light for her smoking habit. As Hedi  Slimane is now re-branding YSL to Saint Laurent, I think it's a ferocious collector's item to keep in my slinking-out-for-the-night bag.

 

 

Meowza, do you think I should get this and add it to our luxury Bengal cat print accessory collection? My secret married lover will be a bit jealous I didn't purrate it for her. But hey -- she probably only goes for the guy cats that send her the most gifts, as her husband doesn't. And I'm a selfie and need to purrchase gifts for myself.

 

TO PURRCHASE: Visit this shop on etsy.com. 

Trending: Sharp Claws

Meowza -- I think  my claws should be cast in a mold and transformed into a purrfectly sharp 24k gold cuff! The ring is too small for catty back-scratching.

 

 

I was purondering whether my fangs should become a jewel mold, not just gold but also with diamonds. Who needs to back-scratch when you can bite the juggler?

 

 

Here's a purrated supplement. While it isn't sharp enough to scratch off the wannabe fashionistas, selfies, and cheating types, it is great for name-dropping around all the fashion ciatches! After all, it's best to wear 14k gold and diamonds and not a fake diamond ring from Kohl's to pretend your husband was being purrfectly thoughtful.

 

Buy it now on farfetch.com.

Sven and Kille's Fall 2013 Purressentials

 

We purrated fall 2013 Bengal cat print-inspired must-haves for your catty slinking in and around the scene! We purr for all of these looks and would like to see our followers catwalking in them.

 

 

 

SHOP THE LOOK: 

1. TOPSHOP animal print tee, $48
2. L'AGENT BY AGENT PROVOCATEUR leopard print briefs, $46
3. TOPSHOP animal print trousers, $84
4. MIU MIU leopard print ankle boots, $990
5. JEAN PAUL GAULTIER animal print jacket, $288
6. GIUSEPPE ZANOTTI leopard print ankle boots, $1350
7. MCQ ALEXANDER MCQUEEN leopard print scarf, $285
8. SAINT LAURENT leopard print bag, $1990
9. TOPSHOP animal print dress, $76
10. SIMONE ROCHA faux fur jacket, $1128

 

FW13: Louis Vuitton Trending Kille Cat Portrait Scarf

I was purrfectly flattered by the almost purrfect portrait of me appearing in the men's FW13 Louis Vuitton RTW runway collection. As I was clawing through catsessible options to share with our readers, I sniffed out this cashmere Louis Vuitton scarf with a portrait of me.

If they're sold out due to my ciatachy popularity, here is another option: Louis Vuitton's leopard snood!

 

It's been a bright heatwave living on the New England coast; in fact I've needed my shades while napping  indoors to avoid sun damage to my purrfect eyes.  I purrate this style for maxium summer cat eye purrfection: Anna Karin Karlsson's leopard print sunglasses!

 

 

 

Meowzers , Sven is always worried about his purfect eyes while I'm slinking my way down the beach to bond with local seagulls and nature's litter box. I go for the ultimate catty statement while slinking, purring, and sniffing sea shells. After all, Sven and I have a public image to maintain. Check it out: Anna Karin Karlsson's turquoise sunglasses!

 

 

Meowza - summer's here! Me and Kille are sweating buckets in NYC under all this heat. But as your furry fashionable friends, we've purrated some pieces that will make you look purrfectly cool.

 

 

 

GET THE LOOK: 

1. Stella McCartney animal print sunglasses, $190
2. Topshop leopard print cami, $36
3. Giambattista Valli leopard print pants, $750
4. Topshop 'JayJay' espadrilles, $120
5. Brian Lichtenberg 'Féline' cap, $70
6. We Are Handsome tiger print swimsuit, $348
7. Lucien Pellat Finet leopard print bikini, $423
8. Stella McCartney spot jumpsuit, $930 (was $2325)
9. 3.1 Phillip Lim 'Pashli - Mini' satchel, $950
10. Stella McCartney cat eye sunglasses, $225
11. Topshop animal tee, $70
12. Preen Line leopard print pants, $91 (was $455)
13. Céline calfskin espadrilles

Trending: Catty Eye Shades for Summer 2013

 

It's been a bright heatwave living on the New England coast; in fact I've needed my shades while napping  indoors to avoid sun damage to my purrfect eyes.  I purrate this style for maxium summer cat eye purrfection: Anna Karin Karlsson's leopard print sunglasses!

 

 

 

Meowzers , Sven is always worried about his purfect eyes while I'm slinking my way down the beach to bond with local seagulls and nature's litter box. I go for the ultimate catty statement while slinking, purring, and sniffing sea shells. After all, Sven and I have a public image to maintain. Check it out: Anna Karin Karlsson's turquoise sunglasses!

 

Sven and Kille's Summer Essentials!

 

Meowza - summer's here! Me and Kille are sweating buckets in NYC under all this heat. But as your furry fashionable friends, we've purrated some pieces that will make you look purrfectly cool.

 

 

 

GET THE LOOK: 

1. Stella McCartney animal print sunglasses, $190
2. Topshop leopard print cami, $36
3. Giambattista Valli leopard print pants, $750
4. Topshop 'JayJay' espadrilles, $120
5. Brian Lichtenberg 'Féline' cap, $70
6. We Are Handsome tiger print swimsuit, $348
7. Lucien Pellat Finet leopard print bikini, $423
8. Stella McCartney spot jumpsuit, $930 (was $2325)
9. 3.1 Phillip Lim 'Pashli - Mini' satchel, $950
10. Stella McCartney cat eye sunglasses, $225
11. Topshop animal tee, $70
12. Preen Line leopard print pants, $91 (was $455)
13. Céline calfskin espadrilles