Sven and Kille have their repeated secret fetish habits in which they engage obliviously. Kille having a Swedish name has become attached to Ikea shopping bags, he has buried himself in dirty clothes within the big blue bag and ended up in my apt building laundry room with me...he made himself visible as i unloaded the bag into the washing machine. It gets funnier, if the bag is empty he likes to be carried around my apt in it. I've offered the Chanel bag, the Alexander Wang bag, but his confirmed fetish is the big blue Ikea bag.

Sven: since the age of 6 months old he has learned to open cupboards in which I store herbal teas, as an ex Londoner I often bring back potent herbal teas from London on my visits as they dont seem to have the same selection in NY. Sven has a strong fetish for Organic Camomille tea and Valerian Root tea. He's slyly pulls boxes out and onto the floor and wears the boxes on his head as he inhales, chews up tea bags and walks away dazed, confused and wobbly..sometimes calmer :). He ignores my Yorkshite gold, Raspberry Zinger, and Green tea.