Sven & Kille's Cat Blog

Sven's latest Fashion editorial appearance: exclusive BTS

 

BTS: Umno magazine cover and editorial shoot with:

Model: Kelly Mittendorf @Marilyn Model Management

PH: Michaal Donovan, Fashion Editor: Deborah Ferguson (our Mom), Make up: Min Min Ma,Hair:Dakota Heman

 

Sven: Kelly Mittendorf arrived at my mom's apt with her homemade cupcakes; Meowza..not only does she love cats but she can bake!

Kille: she can bake but the cupcakes had raindeer heads not cats heads duh..

Kille: what is this? the Teeth are a bit larger than my puurrfect fangs, so I'll avoid taking a bite of this rather glamorous sharp corset. Mom mentioned it was a runway one-off by The Blonds? Are they blond cats channeling their Shark fears into corsets? We need to meet them.

Sven: I have a long hair feline fetish, I do love hair extensions they make a great resting pad, not sure Kelly needed these as she has purrefect hair, just the type I can get tangled in.

Sven: Kelly liked taking Tumblr images of Kille and myself, we haven't approved her edit but I'm sure our mom has , as we have a certain level of Bloggin image purrfection to keep up these days.

Kille: I purated this long couture cape by Mathieu Mirano as a 10 er on Kelly, but it didnt make the edit? Kelly is purrfectly futuristic/purristic princess...Meowzers hotness!!

Sven: I purate "The Blonds" shell and sharp crystal spikes corset as a 10 er on Kelly!! She hasn't ever looked so purrfectly hot!!

Sven:  Hey that's me dropping in another stellar fashion editorial published shot, I was purring for this moment as she smelled a bit like my Greenies treats, but it was all about me not her.

    

Michael Donovan: awesome photographer that patiently put up with me jumping into shots as per Kelly's request.

Pre-Fall 2013: 3.1 Phillip Lim gets spotty

 

Kille and I are cruising the pre-fall 2013 presentations while our mom (editor is out pulling looks for shoots ha ha) and we give high puration to 3.1 Phillip Lim 's Bengal cat print (or some call it Leopard print) tunic with the leggings and loafers, Print Meowza hotness, we hope to see this look on our mom's styling rack soon!

Barbara Boner handbags: Purated by Sven and Kille cat

 

   Sven cat: loving the smell of the skins Barbara Boner fringed out along the edges of this bag. Puurrfect for the ladies I see in tha various cities I travel that need to soften that hard edged boy look that is trending at the moment. 

   I purate this bag that is large enough for me sleep in as a 8 out of 10..when we get a keeper for our NYC office it will become a 10?

 

Kille cat: Roar your'e taking this hot bag back to London? I give it full all four fang approval 9 out 10. As I often see the recycled Stevie Nick's looks passing through our office, I highly suggest purchasing the up to date versions via Barbara's cool new Ecomm store..Meowza!!

http://www.barbaraboner.co.uk/

Cat Fashion Police Sven and Kille cat's weekly review

 

   Kille : Lady Gaga ? Is that you ? I thought Halloween was next week? I'm costume shopping and this isnt inspiring me as the wicked witch is in OZ not in Yves Saint Laurent...I'll check in on Madge maybe she's wearing something I could copy for my Halloween look. I can't even purrate this look .

Sven: I wish she would wear a dress made of smoked salmon as I'd carry her bag for the odd bite off the hem. But hey if she  lost the hat it might make the cut. I purrate this as a 2 out of 10.

 

Kille: The heels work as they are hairy and look like something I'd sleep in  or on, not to meowza on the dress as it looks like she bought it last min at JC Penny.  Disapointing as she is a hottie and should style herself...this is a fashion tradgey.

Sven: I saw those heels in our  office, I think Mom used them on a shoot, but I've not seen a dress like that on a model or actress, what happened Bella? We purr about about you and hope you'll pop by for tea and we can advise a better selection or at least buy you a gift card to shop at Stella McCartney or Balenciaga fo ryour next red carpet appearance.

Bella Heathcote

 

 

Kille: OK so this froggie hotness actress Marion Cotillard is in with Dior like I'm in with  chicken Greenies and she is wearing? Azzuro? better than Bella but not only can we see up your skirt  from our POV but  not sure this look brings out your Dior froggie hotness .  3 out 10

Sven:   Marion looks like she is dying for that skirt to fly up or she got bored with sexy fitted dresses that are purrfect rather than this frumpy non sexy frock.  Only advantage is if I were live on the carpet interviewing her I could review her under wear / panties as well as the dress, where as Ryan Seacrest is still a bit too tall to do that. 3 out of 10

 

Kille:  Leigh Lezark is always Meowza #1 on my list of best dressed for any event, I'm crazy for those long couture gowns as I'd  love to nap under the hem...So I'm dreaming that one day Leigh will wear a long CHANEL gown in which I can lounge under  while Sven interviews her. She's the #1 Meowza 10 out of 10

Sven: This lady has untouchable or in my case un lickable style and beauty, wish she was shorter, my height so I could attempt to chat her up.  I Like that she keeps her make up and hair natural and has the purrfect sense of style...funny she 's not on staff at Conde Nast or V mag or starring in a vampire film ? 10 out 10

Sven and Kille secret feline fetish

 

Sven and Kille have their repeated secret fetish habits in which they engage obliviously.  Kille having a Swedish name has become attached to Ikea shopping bags, he has buried himself in dirty clothes within the big blue bag and ended up in my apt building laundry room with me...he made himself visible as i unloaded the bag into the washing machine.  It gets funnier, if the bag is empty he likes to be carried around my apt in it.  I've offered the Chanel bag, the Alexander Wang bag, but his confirmed fetish is the big blue Ikea bag.

Sven: since the age of 6 months old he has learned to open cupboards in which I store herbal teas, as an ex Londoner  I often bring back potent herbal teas from London on my visits as they dont seem to have the same selection in NY.  Sven has a strong fetish for Organic Camomille tea and Valerian Root tea.  He's  slyly pulls boxes out and onto the floor and wears the boxes on his head as he inhales, chews up tea bags and walks away dazed, confused and wobbly..sometimes calmer :).  He ignores my Yorkshite gold, Raspberry Zinger, and  Green tea.

Sven and Kille are into Zoomie's dog treats :)

  Kille and Sven like chewing straps on my expensive Givenchy heels, Agent Provocateur bra straps, the laces of my running shoes, corners of my sofa cushions.

  I'm exasperated when it comes to cat proofing my apt, so I thought to myself maybe dog chew sticks could replace chewing objects.  This thought became a mission as I walked past Roomies dog and cat boutique on Hudson and LeRoy area ( West Village).   They stock only organic/ natural dog and cat treats.  The manager of the boutique and her terrier watch dog gave me a great list of chewable options that might curb Kille's Pica syndrome.  Knowing they both like Rabbit and Vensison I ignored the cat snacks and purchased 2 dog chew sticks in those  flavors.

  Gifts were well received, although they are too hard to chew;they will at least enjoy walking around with Roomie's Doggie chew sticks in the their mouths.  

 

Kille in his early chewing moments being apprehended by my niece and nephew