Sven & Kille's Cat Blog

Cat Fashion Police Sven and Kille cat's weekly review

 

   Kille : Lady Gaga ? Is that you ? I thought Halloween was next week? I'm costume shopping and this isnt inspiring me as the wicked witch is in OZ not in Yves Saint Laurent...I'll check in on Madge maybe she's wearing something I could copy for my Halloween look. I can't even purrate this look .

Sven: I wish she would wear a dress made of smoked salmon as I'd carry her bag for the odd bite off the hem. But hey if she  lost the hat it might make the cut. I purrate this as a 2 out of 10.

 

Kille: The heels work as they are hairy and look like something I'd sleep in  or on, not to meowza on the dress as it looks like she bought it last min at JC Penny.  Disapointing as she is a hottie and should style herself...this is a fashion tradgey.

Sven: I saw those heels in our  office, I think Mom used them on a shoot, but I've not seen a dress like that on a model or actress, what happened Bella? We purr about about you and hope you'll pop by for tea and we can advise a better selection or at least buy you a gift card to shop at Stella McCartney or Balenciaga fo ryour next red carpet appearance.

Bella Heathcote

 

 

Kille: OK so this froggie hotness actress Marion Cotillard is in with Dior like I'm in with  chicken Greenies and she is wearing? Azzuro? better than Bella but not only can we see up your skirt  from our POV but  not sure this look brings out your Dior froggie hotness .  3 out 10

Sven:   Marion looks like she is dying for that skirt to fly up or she got bored with sexy fitted dresses that are purrfect rather than this frumpy non sexy frock.  Only advantage is if I were live on the carpet interviewing her I could review her under wear / panties as well as the dress, where as Ryan Seacrest is still a bit too tall to do that. 3 out of 10

 

Kille:  Leigh Lezark is always Meowza #1 on my list of best dressed for any event, I'm crazy for those long couture gowns as I'd  love to nap under the hem...So I'm dreaming that one day Leigh will wear a long CHANEL gown in which I can lounge under  while Sven interviews her. She's the #1 Meowza 10 out of 10

Sven: This lady has untouchable or in my case un lickable style and beauty, wish she was shorter, my height so I could attempt to chat her up.  I Like that she keeps her make up and hair natural and has the purrfect sense of style...funny she 's not on staff at Conde Nast or V mag or starring in a vampire film ? 10 out 10

Sven and Kille select their favorite David Yurman diamond accessories

  The sound of small zip lock bags loaded with fine jewelry excites Sven and Kille.  For some reason they love to sniff and kiss diamonds.  As I was home  organizing looks for a shoot with Lindsay Vonn /ESPN promo, not only did they take over the diamonds but they tried to wrap themselves in the hems of silk chiffon gowns by Alberta Ferretti.   I let Kille try on the diamond and gold cuff to keep him out of the pre shoot organizing..it worked.

 

Kille in a David Yurman cuff

   

Sven attempting to walk off with diamond earrings

Sven and Kille's denim moment

     Sven and Kille love to be part of the "look " making process the night before fashion editorial shoots. 

       My 2 cats  were very sly while I was baking muffins;  they decided to take advantage of the moment and quietly re organized the outfits I created for my denim theme/Contentmode.com shoot to new looks that I didn't create. I had to start from scratch and re create looks UGH!

     They respond  well to Greenies or their chew sticks, so I was able to get them out of the styling zone by planting Greenies and the chew sticks in the living room and saved the muffins from being burnt as well .  I 'd like the recipe for Greenies as they are addicted and if i'm baking muffins etc, why not attempt Greenie muffins for the cats?  Perhaps there is a method to cat distraction I'm still learning.

 

Kille is making it clear to Sven that is his favorite look ; vintage Levis blouse

Sven has a fetish for designer heels and fine jewelry, he took a liking to the Giuseppe Zanotti heels

 

this is Kille's expression when you mention Greenies

Sven and Kille are into Zoomie's dog treats :)

  Kille and Sven like chewing straps on my expensive Givenchy heels, Agent Provocateur bra straps, the laces of my running shoes, corners of my sofa cushions.

  I'm exasperated when it comes to cat proofing my apt, so I thought to myself maybe dog chew sticks could replace chewing objects.  This thought became a mission as I walked past Roomies dog and cat boutique on Hudson and LeRoy area ( West Village).   They stock only organic/ natural dog and cat treats.  The manager of the boutique and her terrier watch dog gave me a great list of chewable options that might curb Kille's Pica syndrome.  Knowing they both like Rabbit and Vensison I ignored the cat snacks and purchased 2 dog chew sticks in those  flavors.

  Gifts were well received, although they are too hard to chew;they will at least enjoy walking around with Roomie's Doggie chew sticks in the their mouths.  

 

Kille in his early chewing moments being apprehended by my niece and nephew

 

Sven and Kille modeling in a Fashion Editorial w/ Lara Jade

Sven and Kille enjoying a day of posing for a Fashion editorial for photographer Lara Jade in Williamsburg.

 

Kille giving his best detached vibe

Sven loves chicken flavored "Greenie" snacks

 

 

Kille cat and his Italian Vogue cover shot

Sven doing his best catalog pose rather than fashion editorial

Kille cat giving his best moody portrait shot