Meowza -- I think my claws should be cast in a mold and transformed into a purrfectly sharp 24k gold cuff! The ring is too small for catty back-scratching.
I was purondering whether my fangs should become a jewel mold, not just gold but also with diamonds. Who needs to back-scratch when you can bite the juggler?
Here's a purrated supplement. While it isn't sharp enough to scratch off the wannabe fashionistas, selfies, and cheating types, it is great for name-dropping around all the fashion ciatches! After all, it's best to wear 14k gold and diamonds and not a fake diamond ring from Kohl's to pretend your husband was being purrfectly thoughtful.