You know what time of the year it is - Halloween is coming! I'm hunting for the purrfect catty costume. I'm purrating costumes I can try on and photograph myself in, as I'm always in need of adoration from my FB fans.
Of course you do Sven - you'll go as far as trying on past fashion looks in your closet that are not Halloween costumes as an excuse photograph yourself... in case your secret girlfriend cat didn't tell you how handsome you are already. Meowza! She is married, so give up your affair. She's from a cat culture that always cheats on their partners or slays them.
Meanwhile, in the real world of cattiness, I'd like to purrate fur painting! It's cat environment-friendly, much more original, and tastes better than Greenies.