Sven & Kille's Cat Blog

Sven's latest Fashion editorial appearance: exclusive BTS

 

BTS: Umno magazine cover and editorial shoot with:

Model: Kelly Mittendorf @Marilyn Model Management

PH: Michaal Donovan, Fashion Editor: Deborah Ferguson (our Mom), Make up: Min Min Ma,Hair:Dakota Heman

 

Sven: Kelly Mittendorf arrived at my mom's apt with her homemade cupcakes; Meowza..not only does she love cats but she can bake!

Kille: she can bake but the cupcakes had raindeer heads not cats heads duh..

Kille: what is this? the Teeth are a bit larger than my puurrfect fangs, so I'll avoid taking a bite of this rather glamorous sharp corset. Mom mentioned it was a runway one-off by The Blonds? Are they blond cats channeling their Shark fears into corsets? We need to meet them.

Sven: I have a long hair feline fetish, I do love hair extensions they make a great resting pad, not sure Kelly needed these as she has purrefect hair, just the type I can get tangled in.

Sven: Kelly liked taking Tumblr images of Kille and myself, we haven't approved her edit but I'm sure our mom has , as we have a certain level of Bloggin image purrfection to keep up these days.

Kille: I purated this long couture cape by Mathieu Mirano as a 10 er on Kelly, but it didnt make the edit? Kelly is purrfectly futuristic/purristic princess...Meowzers hotness!!

Sven: I purate "The Blonds" shell and sharp crystal spikes corset as a 10 er on Kelly!! She hasn't ever looked so purrfectly hot!!

Sven:  Hey that's me dropping in another stellar fashion editorial published shot, I was purring for this moment as she smelled a bit like my Greenies treats, but it was all about me not her.

    

Michael Donovan: awesome photographer that patiently put up with me jumping into shots as per Kelly's request.

Cat Fashion Police: Red Carpet Faux Paws

 

Sven cat: Meowzers...How do Golden Globe and Oscar nominee actresses walk out the door for a Red carpet event looking like they raided Britney Spear's back up dancers closets? Joan Rivers needs to fine their style team for bad sourcing.

Kille Cat: Fashion faux paw to the max, who let them out the door? Or who told them they look purrfect ? They need a fashion police paw out! Wow ladies we have seen you looking puurrfect for premieres and award shows, what happened?

Kille: Amanda Syfried is overcome by "Dancing with the Stars" blues?

 

SVEN: Anne Hathaway;new gown mixed with old "Cat woman heels" ? Karl where were you during this fitting? This look needs a 911 CHANEL rescue.

 

Kille:  Jessica Biel;I purr for long chiffon gowns but this is more like "Bollywood" gone "Wrongwood".

 

Sven: Nicole Kidman is possibly auditioning for the remake of "My Fair Lady"...sometimes getting into character should be left in the closet.

Kille: Jennifer Aniston...ok we know you have a purated high budget to sculpt those arms, cheekbones,hair and legs. What happened to the styling budget?

Sven: Naomi Watts..are you in Kylie Minogue's dress by mistake? Meowza I thought I was purating the MTV Music Video awards when I saw this.

Fall 2013 Louis Vuitton Menswear spotted review

 

Kille cat: Meowzers Kim Jones I purate you as a 10!  Your'e scratching fur as CD of Louis Vuitton Menswear!

  Thanks for the portrait of me on the front of this knit jumper, my fangs are longer and it's rather too baggy for me to model. Let us know when you produce a slimmer cut of this jumper as it would be a great winter staple to wear when I attend a few  womenswear runway shows in February.

Sven cat:  Purating this Fall 2013 Louis Vuitton Bengal cat print cat coat as an 8, it's missing a tail. Kim let us know when you add the tail  and I will purate adjust to a 10. Meanwhile Kille cat and I will continue to purr over your menswear secretly hoping you will produce some silhouettes in our sizes? 

 

 

Sven & Kille's Suggested Secret Santa

Happy Christmas to all of our followers!!!

   Kille cat and I are two very grateful Bengal cats: we are fed the best food, we have an uber comfy home and we are blessed with purrfect love 24/7.

    We were lucky enough to have a small but glamorous hotel room to crash in during Hurricane Sandy for 4 days. Many humans and pets were not so lucky. So Kille and I thought of ways we could inspire humans to help those who were not as lucky as us. We did some pawsearch and created a hit list of purfect local charities that would be grateful if you volunteered.

   After that mega carb feast, too many drinks and all those gifts you have to imagine what it would feel like to not have any of it, if by chance your home , family and pets were hit hard by Hurricane Sandy.  So why not give up the beer and football games, the spa day and the horrific post X Mas Sales and volunteer? Double check your closet and cupboards, as there may be some new unused items that a family would appreciate you packing up and donating?

   Here's our suggested Hurricane Sandy direct action hit list:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/21/hurricane-sandy-holidays_n_2317517.html

 

Sven  cat and I also  suggest the following for helping those who lost a pet and or if you can adopt a lost pet:

Volunteer:

http://guardiansofrescue.org/banners-view/crop-tolerance-screens/

 Facebook: Lost and Found for Sandy Pet victims

https://www.facebook.com/SandysPets

 

   Pet Rescue moments Sven cat and I Purated :

Southwest Airlines created pets only flights to fly abandoned pets to a temporary home

Many unsung heroes still working to re unite pets and owners

We would not know what to do if we were separated from our Mom, maybe feel like this cat if she found us?

Sven and Kille's Holiday spot-tacular

Sport some holiday spots in these stylish pieces, purrated by your best furry fashion friend, me (Sven)! 

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GET THE LOOK: 

1. Topshop leopard sweater, $45
2. Walter Steiger leopard bag, pricing available at specific locations. 
3. Topshop calf hair clutch, $76
4. Dolce & Gabbana bow pumps, $745
5. Anita Ko cat mask ring, $3300
6. Marc By Marc Jacobs animal iPhone 4G case, $20 (was $40)
7. Topshop 'Karin' coat, $60
8. Current/Elliott corduroy trousers, $105 (was $210)
9. Nicholas King glitter cuff, $156
10. Juicy Couture snow leopard iPhone case, $20 (was $28)
11. Topshop leopard print shirt, $56 (was $80)
12. Cheap Monday 'Second Skin' jeans, $47 (was $68)
13. Girl. by Band of Outsiders leopard-print coat, $514.50 (was $735)
14. Stella McCartney linen cosmetics case, $320
15. Topshop 'Harriet' flats, $22
16. Stella McCartney wedge slingbacks, $760
17. Sam Edelman leopard booties, $80 (was $160)
18. Unconditional wrist gloves, $225

Pre-Fall 2013: 3.1 Phillip Lim gets spotty

 

Kille and I are cruising the pre-fall 2013 presentations while our mom (editor is out pulling looks for shoots ha ha) and we give high puration to 3.1 Phillip Lim 's Bengal cat print (or some call it Leopard print) tunic with the leggings and loafers, Print Meowza hotness, we hope to see this look on our mom's styling rack soon!

Barbara Boner handbags: Purated by Sven and Kille cat

 

   Sven cat: loving the smell of the skins Barbara Boner fringed out along the edges of this bag. Puurrfect for the ladies I see in tha various cities I travel that need to soften that hard edged boy look that is trending at the moment. 

   I purate this bag that is large enough for me sleep in as a 8 out of 10..when we get a keeper for our NYC office it will become a 10?

 

Kille cat: Roar your'e taking this hot bag back to London? I give it full all four fang approval 9 out 10. As I often see the recycled Stevie Nick's looks passing through our office, I highly suggest purchasing the up to date versions via Barbara's cool new Ecomm store..Meowza!!

http://www.barbaraboner.co.uk/

Cat Fashion Police Sven and Kille cat's weekly review

 

   Kille : Lady Gaga ? Is that you ? I thought Halloween was next week? I'm costume shopping and this isnt inspiring me as the wicked witch is in OZ not in Yves Saint Laurent...I'll check in on Madge maybe she's wearing something I could copy for my Halloween look. I can't even purrate this look .

Sven: I wish she would wear a dress made of smoked salmon as I'd carry her bag for the odd bite off the hem. But hey if she  lost the hat it might make the cut. I purrate this as a 2 out of 10.

 

Kille: The heels work as they are hairy and look like something I'd sleep in  or on, not to meowza on the dress as it looks like she bought it last min at JC Penny.  Disapointing as she is a hottie and should style herself...this is a fashion tradgey.

Sven: I saw those heels in our  office, I think Mom used them on a shoot, but I've not seen a dress like that on a model or actress, what happened Bella? We purr about about you and hope you'll pop by for tea and we can advise a better selection or at least buy you a gift card to shop at Stella McCartney or Balenciaga fo ryour next red carpet appearance.

Bella Heathcote

 

 

Kille: OK so this froggie hotness actress Marion Cotillard is in with Dior like I'm in with  chicken Greenies and she is wearing? Azzuro? better than Bella but not only can we see up your skirt  from our POV but  not sure this look brings out your Dior froggie hotness .  3 out 10

Sven:   Marion looks like she is dying for that skirt to fly up or she got bored with sexy fitted dresses that are purrfect rather than this frumpy non sexy frock.  Only advantage is if I were live on the carpet interviewing her I could review her under wear / panties as well as the dress, where as Ryan Seacrest is still a bit too tall to do that. 3 out of 10

 

Kille:  Leigh Lezark is always Meowza #1 on my list of best dressed for any event, I'm crazy for those long couture gowns as I'd  love to nap under the hem...So I'm dreaming that one day Leigh will wear a long CHANEL gown in which I can lounge under  while Sven interviews her. She's the #1 Meowza 10 out of 10

Sven: This lady has untouchable or in my case un lickable style and beauty, wish she was shorter, my height so I could attempt to chat her up.  I Like that she keeps her make up and hair natural and has the purrfect sense of style...funny she 's not on staff at Conde Nast or V mag or starring in a vampire film ? 10 out 10

Fall Feline Leopard Looks: Sven and Kille's FALL 2012 Cat Collage

Sven and I (Kille) wanted to share a classic feline trend: leopard print - or as we would like to take credit and say "bengal cat fur print trends."

We spent hours on Mom's lap (she was a bit hung over and wanted to shop online) cruising all the loaded e-comm stores and purrated (curated) some hot looks that we hope inspire those human fetish for feline prints. So shop with us and save the comments for  after you get some purrfect compliments and get photographed by street style bloggers! :)

GET THE LOOK: 

1. Elizabeth and James leopard-print sunglasses, $185
2. A.L.C. leopard-print cape, $445
3. Dolce & Gabbana leopard-print iphone sleeve, $121
4. BP. 'Penni' pumps, S80
5. A.P.C. leopard-print top, $120
6. Sinclair leopard-print jeans, $186
7. Pierre Hardy pointed flats, $345
8. Balenciaga print jacket, $3699
9. Dsquared2 leopard-print trousers, $577
10. Jil Sander leopard-print pumps, $494
11. Thu Thu pencil skirt, $350
12. Christian Louboutin ankle boots, $1995
13. Dsquared2 leopard print cap, $716
14. Miu Miu leopard-print jacket, $4150
15. Yves Saint Laurent leopard-print bag, $1995
16. Prada leopard-print platforms, $400

BTS Issue 8: Sven cat's beauty notes

Sven cat:  

What's up with the models and actresses posing for images? I figured since I'm becoming an established fashion blogger, might as well practice getting Blog type shots of my self so I can also try on looks and talk about trends and score some endorsements those tween bloggers get?

   Why not I'm always smelling and sitting on A list designer samples, red carpet fittings  (ohh do I love all those jewels and bags) and these crazy Contentmode fashion shoots...not sure those tweenie Bloggers do much more than shop with mom and Dad's credit card at Barney's and do pics of themselves in an out fit with some fairly educated comments on heels or accessories? Meowza

So for the comments? I'll do them.....

Christine Cherbonnier: Make up artist who brings the skin purrfecting selection of CHANEL and MAC cosmetics to our shoots  as she is genius at creating the smooth skin texture and best blended eyes I've had the purring pleasure of watching?  

Actress Angela Sarafyan (Twilight Saga film): I had a crush on her but wasnt feeling the hot flash lighting when she invited me to pose on that pool table..so I coached her posing to a more cat like stretch..she's in touch with her inner feline.  Triple Meowza as I'm a dude cat and she is feline hotness in this pose!

Get Sven's Approved Fall 2012 Designer Handbags!

Remember those handbags I investigated? Well, I found some look-alikes for you all so you can get your paws on them too! 

 

Jil Sander houndstooth-print tote, $1280
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Alexander Wang snakeskin tote, $1675
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Jil Sander "Malavoglia" tote, $2071
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Tory Burch leather tote, $675
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Alexander Wang snakeskin tote, $1675
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Cast of Vices paper shopper, $374
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